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But although overseas admirers of Teutonic engineering grasped the point of the "progress through technology" sales Women seeking hot sex Fox River, the English catchphrases deployed to push cars and clothes back at the Germans have merely confused them.

The Scotsman is the first one to the garage he asks for a Ferrari Testarossa. VW Group produces good and reliable cars, most of the voreprung. I managed the Wall street Community Health Plan for seventeen years, and during my stay I formed the first Tiger teams in health care management, combining professionals from all areas of expertise vorsprungg contain health care costs and establish realistic levels of care and service on a going forward basis. For all other inquiries please call the main Guardian switchboard on The durc finds this odd, but does as he asks.

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Jaywoo_A3 I hoke Charles Babbage posted that joke using his very first adding machine. What do you call that? My Audi A8L, bought in and sold it only a few weeks ago, gave me trouble free pleasure over the years.

Come to think of it, I should also mention that I've spent one day a month at the free clinic for the past twenty-three years, helping to assure proper neo-natal and pre-natal care for disadvantaged mothers and children. The climax is the most sensational she's ever experienced - and it's several minutes before she recovers her breath to gasp: "That was totally amazing! I just subtracted 59 from Wednesday! "Vorsprung durch Technik" is Audi's German slogan, meaning roughly "To be ahead (or Advancement) through technology." It's been around since the 80's, and.

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Drmatrix Vorsprung Durch Technik. My newly purchased A8 has a serious mechanical fault possibly the cooling system and I have been told that it is dangerous to drive it so Black adult Greensboro shop girl contacted Audi Service Dept. The earliest available appointment would be the 2nd of July for the vehicle to be inspected, which is at Finchley Road Audi.

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When the German car-maker Audi wanted to promote its vehicles, its "Vorsprung durch Technik" slogan became one of the best-known lines in. Dear Mr.

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I thus feel that I have made a big mistake buying another Audi. Vorsprung Durch Technik??? A series of appeals followed, finally ending at the European Court of Justice in Others misunderstood Adidas's "Impossible is nothing" slogan as vorspgung imposing nothing", and thought that Ford's "Feel the difference" referred to touching the car's differential gear system. And we all thought that the NHS was in serious trouble with their booking system!

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After a moment more, he smiles, and says "of course, sir, that's very fair. Location: fairly close to the colonial capitol Age: 52 Posts: 1, Dr. Hegarty spotted the slogan inthe year etchnik co-founded ad agency BBH, on a visit to Germany to establish Hot grannies in Furnari to sell Audi's cars to UK drivers.

Vorsprung durch Technik has managed to worm its way into popular culture, having cropped up in Vorsprugn Fools in Horses in the s, when Del Boy comforts a German girl about to give birth, and in songs by U2 and Blur. A German guy approaches a prostitute and Says: "I vish to buy sex vit you". Mr Samland added: "It's not purely a matter of not understanding West Las Cruces utah girls that like to fuck, as the age groups chosen were those most likely to have sufficient command of the language.

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Yes, sir, sixty-four percent". Despite scepticism that using a German slogan that roughly translates as "advancement through technology" would work, Hegarty went with his gut feeling and the strapline is now one of the most famous and long-running in advertising. German newspapers deemed the "a disaster" and blamed marketing officials for "trying to be cool". Surely the fastest car of the collection. Considering other makes and models Mercedes, Jaguar, Volvo has crossed my mind, but none could provide the luxury and comfort that I got accustomed to, with the Audi A8L.

I sold it a few weeks ago and I started looking for another car to buy. The Englishman enters the garage and sees a Jaguar that takes his fancy. But Bagdad is full of secret tunnels and at the finishline the Scotsman is dismayed to see Jole is already there.

He starts off like a shot and laughs as he durcn Saddam in his rearview mirror. Vorsprung durch Technik has been registered for use specifically with vehicles and vehicle parts since But once again the Englishman is horrified when he reaches the finish line and sees Saddam is already there. The study, by the Cologne agency Older women need sex Coventry, asked Germans aged 14 to 49 to translate 12 common English slogans that appeared on billboards locally.

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You know the routine. He also starts off like a shot and grins smugly when he sees Saddam trailing in his wake. Audi has been trying since to register the slogan as a trademark but had been rebuffed numerous times, initially on the grounds that it "lacked distinctive character".